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Last Friday Night – the Parents’ Version

And now, something silly and fluffy for Friday.  It’s shocking how little needs to be changed to reflect life with small children:

There’s a toddler in my bed,
There’s a pounding in my head
Glitter all over the room
Pink flamingos in the pool
I smell like I need a bath
Should I cry or should I laugh?
Barbie’s on the barbecue
Is this some chocolate or some poo?

Homework from last night
Nearly slipped our minds
I’m screwed
Oh well
I’ll break up a brawl
Then I’ll make them all some food
Damn

Last Monday night
Yeah, they danced on tabletops
And we listened to Kidz Bop
Meant to clean but I forgot
Last Tuesday night
Yeah,I paid our credit cards
Changed the oil in the car
Trimmed the bushes in the yard
Last Wednesday night
Toddler streaking in the park
Stepped on Legos in the dark
Think that’s gonna leave a mark
Last Thursday night
Think they almost broke my jaw
Always telling them to stop Whoa-oh-oah
This Friday night Do it all again
This Friday night Do it all again

Trying to connect the dots
Don’t know what to tell my boss
Goldfish all over my car
Chandelier is on the floor
Peanut butter on my dress
Will I ever get some rest?
Think I missed the diaper pail
That was such an epic fail
Picture day’s today
And I didn’t pay
I’m screwed
Oh well
I’ll dash off a check
Get the kids the heck to school
Damn

Last Monday night
Yeah, they danced on tabletops
And we listened to Kidz Bop
Meant to clean but I forgot
Last Tuesday night
Yeah,I paid our credit cards
Changed the oil in the car
Trimmed the bushes in the yard
Last Wednesday night
Toddler streaking in the park
Stepped on Legos in the dark
Think that’s gonna leave a mark
Last Thursday night
Think they almost broke my jaw
Always telling them to stop Whoa-oh-oah
This Friday night Do it all again
This Friday night Do it all again

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About Christine

I'm a full-time mother to two kids, an ex-lawyer, a breastfeeding counselor, a skeptic, and (to steal a phase from Penn & Teller) a "science cheerleader." You can reach me through my Facebook page.

Posted on December 16, 2011, in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. I stumbled on this via google (trying to find a less cringe-worthy version of this song for my kids) and I love love love your rendition. Funny.

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