Family activity and parental revenge in one!

Providing snacks, attending to injuries, declaring nap time, and constant safety vigilance – these are a few of the services my children provided to me last night. I was playing Minecraft for the first time.

I didn’t intend on paying them back for years of maternal stress and labor – we just wanted something to do together to avoid going stir crazy.

However, as my much more experienced children guided me around, created a house to shield me from mobs, and patiently taught me (while anxiously trying to prevent me from dying), I did take pleasure in emulating the very toddler behaviors that wore me out earlier in our relationship:

  • “I need a stick!” (Or ax, stone, pork chop, etc.)
  • “I’m bored in here – what can I do?”
  • “Can you set up a light for me – it’s getting dark and there are monsters.”
  • “I don’t have all my hearts! Is that bad?!”
  • “How do I sleep?” (Or open a door, or open a chest, or dig dirt, etc.)
  • “What’s this red stuff? I’m gonna jump in it!” (OK, this was purposeful trolling.)

It was genuinely fun (I made a house!), and they really got a kick out of being the competent leaders in our relationship. Plus I know they’ve experienced a sliver of the worry I feel when I send them out into the world. The next time one of them complains about a curfew or the shackles of Life360, I’ll remind her, “Remember how you felt when I set off into the forest alone to gather logs? That’s how I feel every day.”

About Christine

I'm a full-time mother to two kids, an ex-lawyer, a breastfeeding counselor, a skeptic, and (to steal a phase from Penn & Teller) a "science cheerleader." You can reach me through my Facebook page.

Posted on March 17, 2020, in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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